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solecide: the-winchesters-in-221b: 2ollux-2hip2-2tuff: davespritedave: hoechlolly: tehwhovianhufflepuff: imagine-tenthousand: mockinggrass: Go big or go home  So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well. In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot. So I decided to try it alrighty, let’s go one more step i’M ACTUALLY CRYING. THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY Story of my life all of u can suck my dick because Cleverbot called me cutie and wants oral 
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solecide:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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all of u can suck my dick because Cleverbot called me cutie and wants oral 

oopsabird: flying—blue—box: anonymous-kuro: secretprincessofouran: carvingourwoundswideopen: istoleyourtardis: caremkefo: i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY PAPER OMG “I’m sorry, but “They sound like a cute couple if one was a girl”???  Are we teaching homophobia in schools, now?  What happened to equal rights? Woh… this teacher is actually homophobic AND rude! I would have literally screamed at him/her. Ok, I don’t normally add my input to this but… ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! DO YOU GUYS SEE THE LAST THING THIS TEACHER FUCKING PUT?! DO YOU?! PLEASE HAVE A PARENT OR GUARDIAN SIGN HERE AFTER READING THIS INDICATING THEY KNOW YOU NEED HELP. WHAT THE LIVING FUCK?! I’m sooooo damn sorry that apparently writing a story about a same sex couple means we need help. LOOKS LIKE OVER HALF OF TUMBLR NEEDS HELP GUYS. WE NEED TO GO TO THERAPY BECAUSE WE DECIDED TO SHOW THAT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A FUCKING BOY AND A FUCKING GIRL TO BE A COUPLE. LOVE IS LOVE, GOD DAMN IT. YOU EVEN SAID THEY SOUNDED LIKE A CUTE COUPLE. THEN YOU HAD TO BE A DOUCHE BAG AND ADD IN IF ONE OF THEM WAS A GIRL.  If your student wants to write about a same sex couple YOU LET THEM FUCKING DO IT.  I would love to see if (s)he were to write this on a student’s paper who has same sex parents and the story was about their parents. OH I HOPE TO GOD IT HAPPENS.  Because then this teacher could have a bitch fit, seeing two male or two female signatures and be all like ‘OH, IS THIS A FREAKING JOKE?! THESE ARE YOUR CHARACTER’S SIGNATURES, YOU OBVIOUSLY DID THIS YOURSELF.’ And the student would say, ‘No. I wrote the story with my parents. You can call them.’ And the teacher will call for a parent teacher meeting with BOTH parents, and oh my God, it would be beautiful. I’m sorry, but this pisses me the fuck off. Don’t you dare go tell a child that they need help for something they fucking wrote as a project. You gave a good grade, they haven’t done anything or shown any signs of needing help right? You just can’t fucking stand same sex couples, because you are a closed minded little asshole, who wants to judge everyone else because of it. GOOD NIGHT, I’M DONE. SCREW THE WORLD, SCREW HUMANITY. I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT IT HAS GOTTEN TO LEAD EVEN TO THIS. ^^ FUCKING THANK YOU. THIS IS SO WRONG FUCK EVERYTHING Are you fucking serious
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oopsabird: flying—blue—box: anonymous-kuro: secretprincessofouran: carvingourwoundswideopen: istoleyourtardis: caremkefo: i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY PAPER OMG “I’m sorry, but “They sound like a cute couple if one was a girl”???  Are we teaching homophobia in schools, now?  What happened to equal rights? Woh… this teacher is actually homophobic AND rude! I would have literally screamed at him/her. Ok, I don’t normally add my input to this but… ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! DO YOU GUYS SEE THE LAST THING THIS TEACHER FUCKING PUT?! DO YOU?! PLEASE HAVE A PARENT OR GUARDIAN SIGN HERE AFTER READING THIS INDICATING THEY KNOW YOU NEED HELP. WHAT THE LIVING FUCK?! I’m sooooo damn sorry that apparently writing a story about a same sex couple means we need help. LOOKS LIKE OVER HALF OF TUMBLR NEEDS HELP GUYS. WE NEED TO GO TO THERAPY BECAUSE WE DECIDED TO SHOW THAT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A FUCKING BOY AND A FUCKING GIRL TO BE A COUPLE. LOVE IS LOVE, GOD DAMN IT. YOU EVEN SAID THEY SOUNDED LIKE A CUTE COUPLE. THEN YOU HAD TO BE A DOUCHE BAG AND ADD IN IF ONE OF THEM WAS A GIRL.  If your student wants to write about a same sex couple YOU LET THEM FUCKING DO IT.  I would love to see if (s)he were to write this on a student’s paper who has same sex parents and the story was about their parents. OH I HOPE TO GOD IT HAPPENS.  Because then this teacher could have a bitch fit, seeing two male or two female signatures and be all like ‘OH, IS THIS A FREAKING JOKE?! THESE ARE YOUR CHARACTER’S SIGNATURES, YOU OBVIOUSLY DID THIS YOURSELF.’ And the student would say, ‘No. I wrote the story with my parents. You can call them.’ And the teacher will call for a parent teacher meeting with BOTH parents, and oh my God, it would be beautiful. I’m sorry, but this pisses me the fuck off. Don’t you dare go tell a child that they need help for something they fucking wrote as a project. You gave a good grade, they haven’t done anything or shown any signs of needing help right? You just can’t fucking stand same sex couples, because you are a closed minded little asshole, who wants to judge everyone else because of it. GOOD NIGHT, I’M DONE. SCREW THE WORLD, SCREW HUMANITY. I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT IT HAS GOTTEN TO LEAD EVEN TO THIS. ^^ FUCKING THANK YOU. THIS IS SO WRONG FUCK EVERYTHING Are you fucking serious
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oopsabird: flying—blue—box: anonymous-kuro: secretprincessofouran: carvingourwoundswideopen: istoleyourtardis: caremkefo: i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY PAPER OMG “I’m sorry, but “They sound like a cute couple if one was a girl”???  Are we teaching homophobia in schools, now?  What happened to equal rights? Woh… this teacher is actually homophobic AND rude! I would have literally screamed at him/her. Ok, I don’t normally add my input to this but… ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! DO YOU GUYS SEE THE LAST THING THIS TEACHER FUCKING PUT?! DO YOU?! PLEASE HAVE A PARENT OR GUARDIAN SIGN HERE AFTER READING THIS INDICATING THEY KNOW YOU NEED HELP. WHAT THE LIVING FUCK?! I’m sooooo damn sorry that apparently writing a story about a same sex couple means we need help. LOOKS LIKE OVER HALF OF TUMBLR NEEDS HELP GUYS. WE NEED TO GO TO THERAPY BECAUSE WE DECIDED TO SHOW THAT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A FUCKING BOY AND A FUCKING GIRL TO BE A COUPLE. LOVE IS LOVE, GOD DAMN IT. YOU EVEN SAID THEY SOUNDED LIKE A CUTE COUPLE. THEN YOU HAD TO BE A DOUCHE BAG AND ADD IN IF ONE OF THEM WAS A GIRL.  If your student wants to write about a same sex couple YOU LET THEM FUCKING DO IT.  I would love to see if (s)he were to write this on a student’s paper who has same sex parents and the story was about their parents. OH I HOPE TO GOD IT HAPPENS.  Because then this teacher could have a bitch fit, seeing two male or two female signatures and be all like ‘OH, IS THIS A FREAKING JOKE?! THESE ARE YOUR CHARACTER’S SIGNATURES, YOU OBVIOUSLY DID THIS YOURSELF.’ And the student would say, ‘No. I wrote the story with my parents. You can call them.’ And the teacher will call for a parent teacher meeting with BOTH parents, and oh my God, it would be beautiful. I’m sorry, but this pisses me the fuck off. Don’t you dare go tell a child that they need help for something they fucking wrote as a project. You gave a good grade, they haven’t done anything or shown any signs of needing help right? You just can’t fucking stand same sex couples, because you are a closed minded little asshole, who wants to judge everyone else because of it. GOOD NIGHT, I’M DONE. SCREW THE WORLD, SCREW HUMANITY. I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT IT HAS GOTTEN TO LEAD EVEN TO THIS. ^^ FUCKING THANK YOU. THIS IS SO WRONG FUCK EVERYTHING Are you fucking serious
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oopsabird: flying—blue—box: anonymous-kuro: secretprincessofouran: carvingourwoundswideopen: istoleyourtardis: caremkefo: i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY PAPER OMG “I’m sorry, but “They sound like a cute couple if one was a girl”???  Are we teaching homophobia in schools, now?  What happened to equal rights? Woh… this teacher is actually homophobic AND rude! I would have literally screamed at him/her. Ok, I don’t normally add my input to this but… ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! DO YOU GUYS SEE THE LAST THING THIS TEACHER FUCKING PUT?! DO YOU?! PLEASE HAVE A PARENT OR GUARDIAN SIGN HERE AFTER READING THIS INDICATING THEY KNOW YOU NEED HELP. WHAT THE LIVING FUCK?! I’m sooooo damn sorry that apparently writing a story about a same sex couple means we need help. LOOKS LIKE OVER HALF OF TUMBLR NEEDS HELP GUYS. WE NEED TO GO TO THERAPY BECAUSE WE DECIDED TO SHOW THAT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A FUCKING BOY AND A FUCKING GIRL TO BE A COUPLE. LOVE IS LOVE, GOD DAMN IT. YOU EVEN SAID THEY SOUNDED LIKE A CUTE COUPLE. THEN YOU HAD TO BE A DOUCHE BAG AND ADD IN IF ONE OF THEM WAS A GIRL.  If your student wants to write about a same sex couple YOU LET THEM FUCKING DO IT.  I would love to see if (s)he were to write this on a student’s paper who has same sex parents and the story was about their parents. OH I HOPE TO GOD IT HAPPENS.  Because then this teacher could have a bitch fit, seeing two male or two female signatures and be all like ‘OH, IS THIS A FREAKING JOKE?! THESE ARE YOUR CHARACTER’S SIGNATURES, YOU OBVIOUSLY DID THIS YOURSELF.’ And the student would say, ‘No. I wrote the story with my parents. You can call them.’ And the teacher will call for a parent teacher meeting with BOTH parents, and oh my God, it would be beautiful. I’m sorry, but this pisses me the fuck off. Don’t you dare go tell a child that they need help for something they fucking wrote as a project. You gave a good grade, they haven’t done anything or shown any signs of needing help right? You just can’t fucking stand same sex couples, because you are a closed minded little asshole, who wants to judge everyone else because of it. GOOD NIGHT, I’M DONE. SCREW THE WORLD, SCREW HUMANITY. I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT IT HAS GOTTEN TO LEAD EVEN TO THIS. ^^ FUCKING THANK YOU. THIS IS SO WRONG FUCK EVERYTHING Are you fucking serious
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oopsabird:

flying—blue—box:

anonymous-kuro:

secretprincessofouran:

carvingourwoundswideopen:

istoleyourtardis:

caremkefo:

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY PAPER OMG

“I’m sorry, but “They sound like a cute couple if one was a girl”???  Are we teaching homophobia in schools, now?  What happened to equal rights?

Woh… this teacher is actually homophobic AND rude!

I would have literally screamed at him/her.

Ok, I don’t normally add my input to this but… ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! DO YOU GUYS SEE THE LAST THING THIS TEACHER FUCKING PUT?! DO YOU?! PLEASE HAVE A PARENT OR GUARDIAN SIGN HERE AFTER READING THIS INDICATING THEY KNOW YOU NEED HELP.

WHAT THE LIVING FUCK?! I’m sooooo damn sorry that apparently writing a story about a same sex couple means we need help. LOOKS LIKE OVER HALF OF TUMBLR NEEDS HELP GUYS. WE NEED TO GO TO THERAPY BECAUSE WE DECIDED TO SHOW THAT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A FUCKING BOY AND A FUCKING GIRL TO BE A COUPLE. LOVE IS LOVE, GOD DAMN IT. YOU EVEN SAID THEY SOUNDED LIKE A CUTE COUPLE. THEN YOU HAD TO BE A DOUCHE BAG AND ADD IN IF ONE OF THEM WAS A GIRL. 


If your student wants to write about a same sex couple YOU LET THEM FUCKING DO IT. 

I would love to see if (s)he were to write this on a student’s paper who has same sex parents and the story was about their parents. OH I HOPE TO GOD IT HAPPENS. 

Because then this teacher could have a bitch fit, seeing two male or two female signatures and be all like ‘OH, IS THIS A FREAKING JOKE?! THESE ARE YOUR CHARACTER’S SIGNATURES, YOU OBVIOUSLY DID THIS YOURSELF.’ And the student would say,

‘No. I wrote the story with my parents. You can call them.’ And the teacher will call for a parent teacher meeting with BOTH parents, and oh my God, it would be beautiful. I’m sorry, but this pisses me the fuck off. Don’t you dare go tell a child that they need help for something they fucking wrote as a project. You gave a good grade, they haven’t done anything or shown any signs of needing help right? You just can’t fucking stand same sex couples, because you are a closed minded little asshole, who wants to judge everyone else because of it. GOOD NIGHT, I’M DONE. SCREW THE WORLD, SCREW HUMANITY. I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT IT HAS GOTTEN TO LEAD EVEN TO THIS.

^^

FUCKING THANK YOU.

THIS IS SO WRONG FUCK EVERYTHING

Are you fucking serious

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